Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Yet another addition.....
She is definitely a puppy, hence the binky and burp cloth. I made that burp cloth, I love making burp cloths. Want one? Have a kid. There's a pretty good chance you'll get one.
I was a little wary of bringing extra Frito paw stank in my house so she needed to plead her case. I drive a hard bargin....whatcha' got little girl?
Oh, you brush your own teeth? Great. Hey, newbie, that's my toothbrush. Well, it was. I saw where you just had your face and let me tell ya', mamma ain't using that anymore. P.S. great first impression....wanna chew anything else that isn't yours....I have some shoes I like or how about a Miche shell? Just let me know what you'd prefer.
I know, it's been a rough week. All the eating, peeing on my rug and hanging with your other Frito paw stink friends that occupy my house. You just relax....on my couch....that I just got steam cleaned. Welcome.
This is what you have to look forward to in a couple years...Dear Craigslist, I hope you crash. That is all. Sincerely, the chick scrubbing puppy pee out of her carpet.