Here are the boys waiting patiently while I cook them breakfast. They have their "phones" to call Miss Hope to let her know that mommy is making their breakfast of:
-hand grated hashbrowns soaked in salt water with a splash of white vinegar seasoned to their liking with finely minced onion, microplaned garlic, salt, pepper and parsley for color.
-"toad in the hole" with scrambled egg seasoned with salt, pepper, tabasco and a sprinkling of cheddar cheese
-perfectly crisped bacon
-sippy cups filled with orange juice diluted to the perfect acidity with ice.
Anything else, sweet monkeys?
No? Oh, good because next I have to burn some hamburgers for your father.